Well…. nearly. I am currently visiting family and am very bored. Right now I have a glass of wine and mince pies and am watching boring Christmas television. I’m never very good at sitting about over Christmas. I travel back to visit family far too early and then end up itching to get back to my house before Boxing Day even arrives. Still… seeing extended family is nice. As is the serious amounts of yummy food on Christmas Day. Turkey and beef and Yorkshire puddings. It’s always this point on Christmas Eve that I feel I should have done one of those silly here I am being festive sitting naked in a Santa hat photographs for my blog. I have to say I have never been the owner of a Santa’s hat. Hmm… maybe next year. That being said, I’d like to wish you a Merry Christmas; Happy Holidays and all that stuff :)

Right now, when I’m not actively making porn, (the fun part of this job), I seem to be glued to my desk chair doing PC time from when I wake up right through to when I sleep (the not fun part of the job). I totally need to improve my PC time management, but effectively managing my time is entirely hindered by hardware and software or routers not operating as they should, or re-finding registration codes, or logins or whatever. I am altogether competent when it comes to computers so I am 100% sure that I can’t be alone in experiencing such infuriating problems. All of them are all the more annoying for the fact that they are so very time consuming. I then feel like I’m not doing enough “real work”, like geting to reply to emails, and all the other so called tasks, that I do actually enjoy doing.

Anywho, as to why I’m hugging a parcel in the pics above. Amidst my 9am-11pm work day yesterday, editing pictures and the like, my day was brightened by a rather lovely email from sextoys.co.uk. I buy a lot of my toys from them, not least because they offer next day delivery on their orders, which satisfies my impatient nature. They said they’d spotted that I shopped with them and offered me a very generous deal where they’ll send me cool toys to play with and I return I get to write reviews telling you what I thought of them! This job is littered with so many cool perks! Hehe. That sounded like a good deal to me, so I have jumped at the chance.

My first package arrived this morning containing one funky looking vibrator and one scarily, ginormous toy. Obviously I have rushed to shoot with them (any excuse is a good one!) and there will be updates with them to follow!

As I’m sure you can guess from the pictures, I’m having lots more pictures taken of me for the site! Here I am taking a tea break (how very English of me!), and here’s one smaller sample image from a photo set just taken!

October is here and it’s getting chilly fast. I’m looking forward to Halloween - and Bonfire Night - and Christmas stuff has hit the shops already! How about the Halloween themed French Fancies? I’m not particularly a fan of Mr. Kipling’s exceedingly good cakes, however French Fancies are the exception. Pure sugar and options of trashy colours. Yum. In addition, I’m a total sucker for themed limited edition foodstuffs. Any excuse to buy yummy food is good in my book!

I’ve been busy too. 10 new photo sets of me for my members’ area and the first of these will go up live tomorrow!

I haven’t blogged in quite a long while. For the last couple of months I’ve concealed a big dark, dirty secret. The kind of thing that you don’t admit to in polite company. I have been hooked on the TV show Big Brother. I have never really watched it in previous years, and have no idea why this year has been different, but when at home I haven’t been able to help but tune in (even worse I even had the “LCookie ove”, song as a ring tone on my phone - it got *THAT* bad). Hmmm. My favourite two in the house were the ever perky Kathreya and the always dismayed Darnell… most likely followed by Rachel and Lisa as other favs to watch. Anyway, phew, now I’ve said it, I feel better!

I’m editing movies for my site today!

Yeah, ok. Camo may be a little random but the survey says that Camo is hot so here goes. Stealth Ruth is active.

Lala, nonsense speak aside I’m going a little stir crazy from this random rainy weather. Rain and cold and being stuck inside in July. What is wrong with England?

The sun is shining and good photographers are plentiful which means one thing. Super early mornings. I lure myself out of bed with the promise of McDonald’s breakfast (yes, yes, I’m a girl with no taste, i know… but their breakfast things beat a bowl of cereal - or my even worse habit which is grabbing a morning chocolate bar - when you’re in a rush) and coff-ay too of course. So here’s me flicking through the music channels because I was ready to shoot long before the photographer. I’m entirely organised these days… Um… apart from those days when I’m definitely not.  Once I’ve eaten my breakfast and drank my coff-ay and am wandering around in a little pair of pants and high heels it’s all good and i’m ready to shoot some fun porny stuff.

As you may have noticed on the updates page I’ve shot a tonne of hairy stuff which I hope you like! Check it out :>

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Whilst writing some text for a set I realised that I wasn’t sure how to spell the word “giggly” so I lazily typed the word into google, the way that I thought it should be spelt. It turns out that giggley has a far different definition to the word giggly. Definitely not a definition that I’d ever heard before. Maybe not a typo that I’d want to make in the future, especially when writing about myself!

Can’t a girl get any peace? I’d snuck off to the bathroom to do some girly stuff and the
photographer creeped up on me (cause he’s a creep) and took this shot. Well, his and your
loss. My plan was to shave and he ruined it! Being all natural and hairy is fine for a while, but I get bored so easily and anyway, you seem to prefer no hair, so lalala time for a change. Or not.

I will attempt round two shortly…

So who else made pancakes for Pancake Day today? or Shrove Tuesday; or Jif Lemon Day; or whatever else you choose to call it? Thinking back now; I should really have gotten someone else to shoot me while I made my yummy pancakes. Me eating them probably wouldn’t have been a good look though. It dawned on my by pancake number three that maybe shooting it would have been a good idea but as I was alone in my flat it wasn’t really going to happen. Apparently some guy called Ralf Laue from Leipzig broke the world record by tossing a pancake 416 times in two minutes. 416 times is insanely impressive.

I’m currently working my way through editing photo and video sets to get up on my site. It’s really rather crazy how little of the fun stuff I get to do as there’s always so much post production time involved. More time getting to do myself would certainly get my vote. If I were to have a made a New Year’s Resolution this year it’d be to take at least one day off a week from work. Last week I spent the day wandering around Greenwich taking shots as a favor for a friend for their dating profile on some website somewhere and then we watched the 3:10 to Yuma followed by Psycho (the latter just happened to be on TV as I turned off the DVD), and ate lots of Pizza and other junkfood. I have to say that I was thoroughly disappointed by the 3:10 to Yuma. I was expecting more for my money from a movie with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, especially when I’d read nothing but good about it. Oh well. Movie recommendations are always welcome.

I’m just posting as a reminder for you to mail me with via my special members only email if there’s anything special you want me to shoot or see. Most recently I’ve been innundated with requests for more sets in glasses and lots for stockings; hold ups and tights. So here is a couple of those things combined in one photoset which will be hitting the site soon.

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You have to love January. Bleak, cold and punctuated by my tax bill being due. I’ve been so busy running around trying to get enough moolah together to pay the tax bill. Crazy, huh? Evil, evil labour government. Hmmm… I’m currently eating duck and pancakes. At least duck and pancakes are good. I’m also trying to edit photosets to add into the site. Keyboards and Hoi-sin really don’t mix. Here’s me warming my bum in front of a radiator in a photographer’s studio. It was cold!

Here’s a random photo from today’s update of Hayden taking a shower!

How was your New Years? I spent mine doing something different to the usual going out to bars and clubs and partying in a big city and spent it at my parents. I invited some of my local friends over and we drank and talked and giggled for hours and hours. I was expecting it to be a very dull evening compared to previous years but I had a really, really good time. You know what that means don’t you? I’m getting old! That all said I’m now bored out of my box and am itching to start shooting again… and getting naked… and the rest! La la la. I guess that I now need a New Year’s Porn Resolution. But what should it be? Hmmm…

I just wanted to check in and wish you a very Merry Christmas! Have a great day whatever you’re doing! x

I’m not once for special vibrators or dildos at all really. If I’m lazy and it vibrates then I’m happy… if I’m feeling less lazy then something that doesn’t vibrate is better. That’s about all there is to it. I definitely don’t like Rampant Rabbits. They make me come so fast that I’ve barely started before I’m all done! For that reason I stay away from a lot of the freaky “ergonomically” designed toys in favour of something less clever. That all being said there is one sextoy that I have lusted after to add to my collection. The HelloKitty dildo. I’ve been a closet Hello Kitty fan for a long while now… although my secret’s now officially out now I suppose!I was very excited when I got an email in my inbox about them being on sale again yesterday so I had to buy it straight away. It arrived this morning. Yay!

It’s been a little while since my last blog entry and I’m holding the TV series “Prison Break”, entirely responsible. I picked up seasons 1 and 2 at the shops last week and am working my way through the box sets. Yes I realise that it’s old news but I didn’t see the series when it came out. It’s seriously addictive viewing but knowing that there are 3 series already isn’t a comforting thing to know. The plot’s just never going to be resolved is it? It’s just going to get silly. Here’s a new photo of me. The set goes live very shortly! Because I have no fashion sense at all I love wearing cardigans… like in the photo above.  Even better… I forgot my pants too! I guess all that combined with the big grin on my face should let you know that I had a lot of fun shooting this set!

 I’m generally pretty lucky in that I rarely get sick. I don’t remember the last time that I even had a cold but this week I have the most awful cold. Sore throat; fever; the lot. Poor me :( I’m pretty much impossible when I get sick, I have no patience and the thought of wallowing around doing nothing is less than attractive so I generally manage to make myself worse by still doing everything I’d be doing if I were well.  But the main thing is that I’m feeling a lot better today. Even well enough to pop to the shops. Christmas has hit Starbucks so I had a mincepie and a coffee although I obviously wasn’t deemed worthy enough for their Christmas cups.  I’m currently uploading a new movie to the site which will be live very shortly. (more…)

My internet has been down all day and only came back late this evening. There’s only one thing in life that I can’t do without (ok, maybe two things!), and that’s being without internet. Is that a really bad thing? I think it is… especially as now it’s back I’m not sure what to do with it or what I was missing! So have another photo from a future update and I’m going to actually turn off the pc for an evening and I’m going to go and make popcorn and watch some trash tv! Yeah… from one electronic screen to another but hey… it’s a change. I’m gonna start with Hell’s Kitchen (the US one). I don’t know where they found the “chefs” for the show this year. Is one of the prerequisites during the interview process, for the majority potential contestants, that they shouldn’t be able to cook? Half of them couldn’t even cook an egg properly. I’m sure it’d be a better show if the producers picked all of the contestants on their talents rather than *tv personalities*… like the Chef from the retirement community in the cowboy hat who was sobbing uncontrolably before the first dinner service. Anywho, I’m typing nonsense. I’m gonna go watch TV…

I met up with friends yesterday, to celebrate a friend’s birthday. We met up around lunchtime at the Tate Modern (it’s a good meeting point!),  and had a wander around while waiting for everyone to arrive before going out for dinner and drinks and stuff. After reading the news stories about Salcedo’s crack I was expecting some huge chasm type hole in the floor. Apparently three women have been hurt by falling into it already. Stories like;

But one onlooker said: “We saw the first victim, a young woman who went into it with both feet up to just below her knees. She had to be dragged out by her friends.

“As we watched to see whether she was okay, an older woman deliberately stepped on it, lurched forward and landed on the ground. She told us she thought the crack was painted on the floor.”

Really. Come on. How stupid do you have to be.  They even hand out these pathetic warning leaflets to everyone warning them of the dangers of a hole in the floor… which is tiny. I walked the whole way along and really didn’t see somewhere I could step in to my knees. I know accidents happen and all that, but if you’re really that silly…

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