I hope you had a great night last night, welcoming the New Year. I’m just awake and thought I’d log on here to say hi. Hopefully you’re not nursing too bad a hangover!

Here’s a shot from a set that I never got to use as someone came visitng before I’d even managed to take my bikini top off – it turned out to be the cleaners of the holiday villa. Those ladies always have perfect timing (well, not so perfect for me). :>

Do I look confused? I was lost and couldn’t remember where I was meeting everyone hence the photo of me texting furiously on my mobile phone!

So here’s a shot of me in Ibiza this evening. Hitting the quiet side of the Island away from the parties is always lovely.  Is there anything better than catching some sun with no one else around in a breathtaking location? If I’m honest, I’m not particularly good at sitting around and doing nothing, including sunbathing, so I shot a photoset for my site while I was up here. I didn’t quite escape the partiers either. A big party boat, with music blaring and a DJ who said “Whoop whoop”, a lot came speeding past while I was naked, mid shoot.  I doubt they spotted me though. They’d have been far too busy having a good time!

Yup, they’re officially awesome bumpy fun!

A photo from today.

So here I am in the Spanish sunshine, enjoying a bowl of random soup before shooting some fun stuff. I have been having a great time shooting and there’s lots of new content on the way! Yay!

It’s hot here! I’m tired after travelling so will be glad to wash and change into fresh clothes and grab a nightcap before bedtime!

Ok, so I stole the title from Lindsay Lohan’s spoof “dating ad”, but it made me laugh so I’m stealing it.

Same location, different clothes? Yes. Sometimes, I’m told by the photographer that the outfit that I’m wearing is just a bit crappy and I’m told to go change. So that’s what happened here.

So today is traditionally pancake day. Soon I will be eating pancakes with lemon and sugar. Provided that they turn out ok that is! So it’s all been quiet from me. It was tax month here in January so I’ve been busy paying it ever since. I think that I’ve just about got used the fact that I won’t and don’t have spare money. Boo. Hiss. I apologise for blathering about very dull things. Maybe I should tell you how terribly horny I am and how I can’t wait to do some porn modelling as soon as possible, and other such statements befitting a porn site rather than moaning?! I wouldn’t be a real girl if I didn’t moan and nag though right?!!

Well…. nearly. I am currently visiting family and am very bored. Right now I have a glass of wine and mince pies and am watching boring Christmas television. I’m never very good at sitting about over Christmas. I travel back to visit family far too early and then end up itching to get back to my house before Boxing Day even arrives. Still… seeing extended family is nice. As is the serious amounts of yummy food on Christmas Day. Turkey and beef and Yorkshire puddings. It’s always this point on Christmas Eve that I feel I should have done one of those silly here I am being festive sitting naked in a Santa hat photographs for my blog. I have to say I have never been the owner of a Santa’s hat. Hmm… maybe next year. That being said, I’d like to wish you a Merry Christmas; Happy Holidays and all that stuff :)

Right now, when I’m not actively making porn, (the fun part of this job), I seem to be glued to my desk chair doing PC time from when I wake up right through to when I sleep (the not fun part of the job). I totally need to improve my PC time management, but effectively managing my time is entirely hindered by hardware and software or routers not operating as they should, or re-finding registration codes, or logins or whatever. I am altogether competent when it comes to computers so I am 100% sure that I can’t be alone in experiencing such infuriating problems. All of them are all the more annoying for the fact that they are so very time consuming. I then feel like I’m not doing enough “real work”, like geting to reply to emails, and all the other so called tasks, that I do actually enjoy doing.

Anywho, as to why I’m hugging a parcel in the pics above. Amidst my 9am-11pm work day yesterday, editing pictures and the like, my day was brightened by a rather lovely email from sextoys.co.uk. I buy a lot of my toys from them, not least because they offer next day delivery on their orders, which satisfies my impatient nature. They said they’d spotted that I shopped with them and offered me a very generous deal where they’ll send me cool toys to play with and I return I get to write reviews telling you what I thought of them! This job is littered with so many cool perks! Hehe. That sounded like a good deal to me, so I have jumped at the chance.

My first package arrived this morning containing one funky looking vibrator and one scarily, ginormous toy. Obviously I have rushed to shoot with them (any excuse is a good one!) and there will be updates with them to follow!

As I’m sure you can guess from the pictures, I’m having lots more pictures taken of me for the site! Here I am taking a tea break (how very English of me!), and here’s one smaller sample image from a photo set just taken!

October is here and it’s getting chilly fast. I’m looking forward to Halloween – and Bonfire Night – and Christmas stuff has hit the shops already! How about the Halloween themed French Fancies? I’m not particularly a fan of Mr. Kipling’s exceedingly good cakes, however French Fancies are the exception. Pure sugar and options of trashy colours. Yum. In addition, I’m a total sucker for themed limited edition foodstuffs. Any excuse to buy yummy food is good in my book!

I’ve been busy too. 10 new photo sets of me for my members’ area and the first of these will go up live tomorrow!

I haven’t blogged in quite a long while. For the last couple of months I’ve concealed a big dark, dirty secret. The kind of thing that you don’t admit to in polite company. I have been hooked on the TV show Big Brother. I have never really watched it in previous years, and have no idea why this year has been different, but when at home I haven’t been able to help but tune in (even worse I even had the “LCookie ove”, song as a ring tone on my phone – it got *THAT* bad). Hmmm. My favourite two in the house were the ever perky Kathreya and the always dismayed Darnell… most likely followed by Rachel and Lisa as other favs to watch. Anyway, phew, now I’ve said it, I feel better!

I’m editing movies for my site today!

Yeah, ok. Camo may be a little random but the survey says that Camo is hot so here goes. Stealth Ruth is active.

Lala, nonsense speak aside I’m going a little stir crazy from this random rainy weather. Rain and cold and being stuck inside in July. What is wrong with England?

The sun is shining and good photographers are plentiful which means one thing. Super early mornings. I lure myself out of bed with the promise of McDonald’s breakfast (yes, yes, I’m a girl with no taste, i know… but their breakfast things beat a bowl of cereal – or my even worse habit which is grabbing a morning chocolate bar – when you’re in a rush) and coff-ay too of course. So here’s me flicking through the music channels because I was ready to shoot long before the photographer. I’m entirely organised these days… Um… apart from those days when I’m definitely not.  Once I’ve eaten my breakfast and drank my coff-ay and am wandering around in a little pair of pants and high heels it’s all good and i’m ready to shoot some fun porny stuff.

As you may have noticed on the updates page I’ve shot a tonne of hairy stuff which I hope you like! Check it out :>

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Whilst writing some text for a set I realised that I wasn’t sure how to spell the word “giggly” so I lazily typed the word into google, the way that I thought it should be spelt. It turns out that giggley has a far different definition to the word giggly. Definitely not a definition that I’d ever heard before. Maybe not a typo that I’d want to make in the future, especially when writing about myself!