Do I look confused? I was lost and couldn’t remember where I was meeting everyone hence the photo of me texting furiously on my mobile phone!

So here’s a shot of me in Ibiza this evening. Hitting the quiet side of the Island away from the parties is always lovely.  Is there anything better than catching some sun with no one else around in a breathtaking location? If I’m honest, I’m not particularly good at sitting around and doing nothing, including sunbathing, so I shot a photoset for my site while I was up here. I didn’t quite escape the partiers either. A big party boat, with music blaring and a DJ who said “Whoop whoop”, a lot came speeding past while I was naked, mid shoot.  I doubt they spotted me though. They’d have been far too busy having a good time!

Yup, they’re officially awesome bumpy fun!

A photo from today.

So here I am in the Spanish sunshine, enjoying a bowl of random soup before shooting some fun stuff. I have been having a great time shooting and there’s lots of new content on the way! Yay!

It’s hot here! I’m tired after travelling so will be glad to wash and change into fresh clothes and grab a nightcap before bedtime!

Same location, different clothes? Yes. Sometimes, I’m told by the photographer that the outfit that I’m wearing is just a bit crappy and I’m told to go change. So that’s what happened here.

Just taken and straight from the camera here’s another newbie called Phoebe.

So today I have been taking pictures of Wynona, after we had some girlie fun wandering round the shops looking at lingerie and toys that go buzzzz of course. You may have seen Wynona over at SimonScans.com already, but I think that you’ll agree that she was hot enough to steal away to come and shoot for my site as well?! Yes? You agree? Good! I took lots of pictures which equals lots of photo sets and Wynona even volunteered to do a video. I think that I’m even getting better at this whole taking pictures lark too. This is the umpteenth time now that I’ve done a shoot without messing some technical aspect up which would compromise a set. It’s late now and I’m getting sleepy but there will be an update of Wynona some time tomorrow (which is technically today), on Sunday. And it will follow with more photos of me on Tuesday.

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As I’m sure you can guess from the pictures, I’m having lots more pictures taken of me for the site! Here I am taking a tea break (how very English of me!), and here’s one smaller sample image from a photo set just taken!

October is here and it’s getting chilly fast. I’m looking forward to Halloween – and Bonfire Night – and Christmas stuff has hit the shops already! How about the Halloween themed French Fancies? I’m not particularly a fan of Mr. Kipling’s exceedingly good cakes, however French Fancies are the exception. Pure sugar and options of trashy colours. Yum. In addition, I’m a total sucker for themed limited edition foodstuffs. Any excuse to buy yummy food is good in my book!

I’ve been busy too. 10 new photo sets of me for my members’ area and the first of these will go up live tomorrow!

Yeah, ok. Camo may be a little random but the survey says that Camo is hot so here goes. Stealth Ruth is active.

Lala, nonsense speak aside I’m going a little stir crazy from this random rainy weather. Rain and cold and being stuck inside in July. What is wrong with England?

The sun is shining and good photographers are plentiful which means one thing. Super early mornings. I lure myself out of bed with the promise of McDonald’s breakfast (yes, yes, I’m a girl with no taste, i know… but their breakfast things beat a bowl of cereal – or my even worse habit which is grabbing a morning chocolate bar – when you’re in a rush) and coff-ay too of course. So here’s me flicking through the music channels because I was ready to shoot long before the photographer. I’m entirely organised these days… Um… apart from those days when I’m definitely not.  Once I’ve eaten my breakfast and drank my coff-ay and am wandering around in a little pair of pants and high heels it’s all good and i’m ready to shoot some fun porny stuff.

As you may have noticed on the updates page I’ve shot a tonne of hairy stuff which I hope you like! Check it out :>

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Check out what I’m just shooting. ;)

And just in case you’re thinking; Stockings and Heels in a bathroom is craziness, then just indulge me this once. I’m having fun!

Can’t a girl get any peace? I’d snuck off to the bathroom to do some girly stuff and the
photographer creeped up on me (cause he’s a creep) and took this shot. Well, his and your
loss. My plan was to shave and he ruined it! Being all natural and hairy is fine for a while, but I get bored so easily and anyway, you seem to prefer no hair, so lalala time for a change. Or not.

I will attempt round two shortly…

So who else made pancakes for Pancake Day today? or Shrove Tuesday; or Jif Lemon Day; or whatever else you choose to call it? Thinking back now; I should really have gotten someone else to shoot me while I made my yummy pancakes. Me eating them probably wouldn’t have been a good look though. It dawned on my by pancake number three that maybe shooting it would have been a good idea but as I was alone in my flat it wasn’t really going to happen. Apparently some guy called Ralf Laue from Leipzig broke the world record by tossing a pancake 416 times in two minutes. 416 times is insanely impressive.

I’m currently working my way through editing photo and video sets to get up on my site. It’s really rather crazy how little of the fun stuff I get to do as there’s always so much post production time involved. More time getting to do myself would certainly get my vote. If I were to have a made a New Year’s Resolution this year it’d be to take at least one day off a week from work. Last week I spent the day wandering around Greenwich taking shots as a favor for a friend for their dating profile on some website somewhere and then we watched the 3:10 to Yuma followed by Psycho (the latter just happened to be on TV as I turned off the DVD), and ate lots of Pizza and other junkfood. I have to say that I was thoroughly disappointed by the 3:10 to Yuma. I was expecting more for my money from a movie with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, especially when I’d read nothing but good about it. Oh well. Movie recommendations are always welcome.

I’m just posting as a reminder for you to mail me with via my special members only email if there’s anything special you want me to shoot or see. Most recently I’ve been innundated with requests for more sets in glasses and lots for stockings; hold ups and tights. So here is a couple of those things combined in one photoset which will be hitting the site soon.

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Here’s a random photo from today’s update of Hayden taking a shower!

How was your New Years? I spent mine doing something different to the usual going out to bars and clubs and partying in a big city and spent it at my parents. I invited some of my local friends over and we drank and talked and giggled for hours and hours. I was expecting it to be a very dull evening compared to previous years but I had a really, really good time. You know what that means don’t you? I’m getting old! That all said I’m now bored out of my box and am itching to start shooting again… and getting naked… and the rest! La la la. I guess that I now need a New Year’s Porn Resolution. But what should it be? Hmmm…

Today has been an interesting day shooting. A fire alarm decided to go off part way through a set. We ignored it the first couple of times but then decided that maybe we should leave the room just in case there was an actual fire. I was concerned that maybe one of my lights had randomly set off a smoke alarm or something. Poor Hayden was rolling around on the bed with her new favourite toy and had to stop what she was doing to throw on some clothes. We both sheepishly went downstairs where there was quite a few people gathered about. Fire alarms were going off in every room and all the fire doors had slammed shut. It turned out to be just a drill and they claim to have announced it over an intercom in advance to warn residents that they didn’t have to go anywhere… only they didn’t. Not in our room at least. Grrr!

Anyway, meet Hayden. She has very lovely big boobies. She’s from somewhere up North that’s grim (her choice of words, not mine) and she asked me for a shoot . So I humbly obliged :)

More pics later but the cards are still copying off and we’re off to see some fireworks…