Yup, they’re officially awesome bumpy fun!

So here I am in the Spanish sunshine, enjoying a bowl of random soup before shooting some fun stuff. I have been having a great time shooting and there’s lots of new content on the way! Yay!

It’s hot here! I’m tired after travelling so will be glad to wash and change into fresh clothes and grab a nightcap before bedtime!

Well yet another router died on me a couple of days ago. Joy. The wi-fi still worked but my main real PC doesn’t connect via wi-fi so I’ve been on a short PC hiatus. So that’s the third router that’s died in a year. I’m not quite sure how I manage to kill them… one of them only lasted 10 seconds! I was sort of loathed to go and buy yet another one for at least another £50. I took myself to Tesco today and bought the cheapest one I could find and so far so good… maybe this one will last a bit longer. I’m usually not too good at blogging here but my neighbour is taking his once a week bass guitar lesson and it’s making my ears bleed. He’s a total beginner and so far I’ve endured about 30 mins of the same riff. That Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water one over and over! I don’t mind at all… normally I’m spoiled as his weekly guitar playing is the *only* thing I hear from my neighbours… or the road. My flat’s a general oasis of quiet! I do hope that works both ways! I dread to think of making them overhear one of the movie shoots for my site! Eek… maybe I’m the neighbour from hell?!

I thought I’d attatch the tractor pics as a teaser because I can; they’re from another set from the farm that I went camping on. Just because. :)

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Well camping in the UK was certainly an adventure. The one thing that I couldn’t depend on and be sure of in June/July is sunny weather hence the grey and damp. Lucky for me the sunshine rapidly turned into a downpour whilst I was trying to put my tent together. The wimpy photographer hid in the car with heating leaving me to it! Us porn-model types are made of stronger stuff so I battled on against the conditions! :>

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So I stuck on my bikini and braved sand in my bits for a photoshoot ;)
In other news I got an email from somewhere I often shop at and couldn’t pass up on the wishlist opportunity. I do have a wishlist but as you can see… I don’t have a *buy me stuff* page. It’s hidden randomly in the depths of my site for those of you who go looking for it. I gave up a while back and gave into creating one because some of you just kept emailing asking how to buy me stuff. Soooo if you really really must (I’d much rather you go out and treat yourself to a couple of beers… or whatever else make take your fancy than buy me a gift), then I’d much rather have something from here! ;)

Well my site should be full of content right now… in theory anyway. In the last few weeks I’ve booked 5 girls for none of them to show. That’s the risk you take with brand new girls. They often wuss out/change their mind at the last minute. I have no problem with them changing their mind of course, but it can prove frustrating… I do however have 3 shoots of girls that I’m sure will show and 3 shoots of me coming up too. And I’m sure that 90% of them will go ahead. I’m even heading off to a get naked at a farm pretty soon for the site… Have your fingers crossed that the weather will stay fine for me!

It did however leave me with a 5 day gap of doing nothing so some friends and I have scooted off to find some seaside somewhere in France and I’m taking the opportunity to have some photos taken while I’m here… of course! ;) It’s a bit overcast today but I still got a little shot and tomorrow’s weather is supposed to be much better. It all ties in quite well really. One of my friends graduated from uni last week so we all got to head off straight after a big celebratory party to do even more celebrating! We’re actually quite a boring group over here if I’m honest… I’m learning how to play chess properly so am taking a break from a *very serious* game to try out the internet nearby. Wi-fi is *such* a good thing.

Has anyone caught the study into soft drinks which contain Sodium Benzoate? Well it was the final push to convince me to stop drinking Pepsi Max. I am sorta climbing the walls with withdrawl at the minute but suggestions that it has the ability to mess with my mitochondria and switch off parts of my DNA was more than enough to shock me into making up my mind. I have no idea what makes the stuff so addictive but it’s sooo evil! :>

Today is a good day for quite a few reasons!

The thing that most excited me today was a menu in my postbox for a food delivery service called Deliverance and although I haven’t ordered from them tonight their menu rocks! Real food of many varieties along with cake; wine and even cigarettes! Pizza; pasta; sushi; thai food; indian food; chinese food; tapas. I do get terribly excited by good take out! Don’t get me wrong… I love to cook but on busy days… especially shoot days when you don’t get home until really late and all you want to do is slob out. Being able to log on the website and order my food whilst checking my emails is the ultimate luxury for me!

Yummy………

 

 

 

So what else good has happened? Photosets shot a while ago are finally ready so I can use them! Yay! The first set is right up on the site now and I think the sets are just lovely. A few months later than planned but just lovely! So I’m also totally pleased by that

AND the cuteness that is Fern-face called me today and is coming back for another shoot next week as well! We haven’t picked a day yet but I’ll keep you posted! :P

I also have a new flatmate moving in next week but I’ll save that story for another post. I’m going to go and salivate over this menu some more and plan what I’m going to order next time I’m too tired to cook! Night x

Wooo! How exciting… all of the images (and movies) arrived from Gran Canaria today! Frustratingly they arrived just before I had to head off for a shoot so I’ve only just got a chance to sit down and look at them. I also have my correct meter reading too – my building manager person emailed me with it although I haven’t been brave enough to compare it to the estimation on the bill yet! Anyways back to the porn talk! Photos and movies of me! I can see them and you can’t! La la la! :P It’s sooo nice not having to edit my own movies for once too! I have to say that, that is, without a doubt the oddest part of having this website!

The plan is to spend  a lot of time focusing on getting my webcam for members thing up and running properly. If there’s anyone out there who is experienced in making one work within a members area – Scheduled cam shows and the like then please, please, please drop me an email! I’d appreciate any hints; tips; advice that you can offer!

Whenever I have a modelling job that isn’t for my site – fate always seems to conspire against me, using various methods to ensure that I don’t make the shoot!

The random clouds that have been kicking around the last few days have now all gone so there are no brief spells of cold any more. I’m even  beginning to go brown some. I’m sitting with Spanish CSI on the television, which is probably not the greatest way to go about trying to learn a language. I’ll have key forensic terms down in no time though! They’re *really* gonna come in useful!
As you can see from the shot – I have been working. Honest! If you can call the modelling part of what I do “work” that is. :)
 
Hmmm… trying to type – eat more junk and watch CSI Miami is proving a tad difficult. Speedle has just been shot and everyone’s pretty sad but beyond that I’m lost. I’ll come back and type something that verges beyond the realms of extremely dull tomorrow!

Oops. I’ve been here two days and I’ve only just managed to make the internet work. Not because I’ve been out having a wonderful time exploring the island. The truth be told – I am lost without the internet so finally getting to sit down to check my emails and things is great.

I am making myself out to be quite the junk food queen right now aren’t I?

I’m trying to think of a redeeming statement which proves that I’m not… but so far I’m not coming up with much. I’ll go away and think about it… and maybe eat some fruit or something. :>