I seem to be having a bit of trouble with my members’ area this morning. When you try and log in with your members’ pass you can’t see very much. This is just a quick post to let you know that it is being looked at and worked on and will be fixed as soon as possible.

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Yay. The members’ area is now fixed – which was quick! :)  If any one experiences any more problems do drop me an email and let me know but in theory it should be all good from here on…

Same location, different clothes? Yes. Sometimes, I’m told by the photographer that the outfit that I’m wearing is just a bit crappy and I’m told to go change. So that’s what happened here.

Right now, when I’m not actively making porn, (the fun part of this job), I seem to be glued to my desk chair doing PC time from when I wake up right through to when I sleep (the not fun part of the job). I totally need to improve my PC time management, but effectively managing my time is entirely hindered by hardware and software or routers not operating as they should, or re-finding registration codes, or logins or whatever. I am altogether competent when it comes to computers so I am 100% sure that I can’t be alone in experiencing such infuriating problems. All of them are all the more annoying for the fact that they are so very time consuming. I then feel like I’m not doing enough “real work”, like geting to reply to emails, and all the other so called tasks, that I do actually enjoy doing.

Anywho, as to why I’m hugging a parcel in the pics above. Amidst my 9am-11pm work day yesterday, editing pictures and the like, my day was brightened by a rather lovely email from sextoys.co.uk. I buy a lot of my toys from them, not least because they offer next day delivery on their orders, which satisfies my impatient nature. They said they’d spotted that I shopped with them and offered me a very generous deal where they’ll send me cool toys to play with and I return I get to write reviews telling you what I thought of them! This job is littered with so many cool perks! Hehe. That sounded like a good deal to me, so I have jumped at the chance.

My first package arrived this morning containing one funky looking vibrator and one scarily, ginormous toy. Obviously I have rushed to shoot with them (any excuse is a good one!) and there will be updates with them to follow!

October is here and it’s getting chilly fast. I’m looking forward to Halloween – and Bonfire Night – and Christmas stuff has hit the shops already! How about the Halloween themed French Fancies? I’m not particularly a fan of Mr. Kipling’s exceedingly good cakes, however French Fancies are the exception. Pure sugar and options of trashy colours. Yum. In addition, I’m a total sucker for themed limited edition foodstuffs. Any excuse to buy yummy food is good in my book!

I’ve been busy too. 10 new photo sets of me for my members’ area and the first of these will go up live tomorrow!

When Juliette gave me a call and asked me if I’d like to shoot her, I obviously said yes please. Juliette is English and has big boobies (which I’m sure you’ll have noticed by now), and errr, in her words, she likes travelling and trying new things.Her first set will go up today so look out for it!

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I haven’t blogged in quite a long while. For the last couple of months I’ve concealed a big dark, dirty secret. The kind of thing that you don’t admit to in polite company. I have been hooked on the TV show Big Brother. I have never really watched it in previous years, and have no idea why this year has been different, but when at home I haven’t been able to help but tune in (even worse I even had the “LCookie ove”, song as a ring tone on my phone – it got *THAT* bad). Hmmm. My favourite two in the house were the ever perky Kathreya and the always dismayed Darnell… most likely followed by Rachel and Lisa as other favs to watch. Anyway, phew, now I’ve said it, I feel better!

I’m just posting as a reminder for you to mail me with via my special members only email if there’s anything special you want me to shoot or see. Most recently I’ve been innundated with requests for more sets in glasses and lots for stockings; hold ups and tights. So here is a couple of those things combined in one photoset which will be hitting the site soon.

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It’s another rainy day here in the middle of summer in London. One second it’s hot and sunny and I’m outside reading and sunbathing on my balcony. The very next second the sky is black and there’s thunder and heavy rain. Joy. It started raining so I thought that I’d head inside and make a movie. The truth be told I’m crap at video… you’ll see what I mean in the next movie. I mean making a movie is fun but the technical side I suck at! I always feel like I manage to mess something up! This time I seem to start off looking somewhat orange before returning to my normal, non oompa-loompa shade for no reason whatsoever. You’ll see what I mean when the movie goes live tomorrow. Maybe I should do a course or something… a how not to mess up shooting a porno movie of yourself when you’re halfway near an orgasm course! Or perhaps I should quit my bitching and moaning and prescribe to the much more preferable school of thought that Practice Makes Perfect! :>

Well my site should be full of content right now… in theory anyway. In the last few weeks I’ve booked 5 girls for none of them to show. That’s the risk you take with brand new girls. They often wuss out/change their mind at the last minute. I have no problem with them changing their mind of course, but it can prove frustrating… I do however have 3 shoots of girls that I’m sure will show and 3 shoots of me coming up too. And I’m sure that 90% of them will go ahead. I’m even heading off to a get naked at a farm pretty soon for the site… Have your fingers crossed that the weather will stay fine for me!

It did however leave me with a 5 day gap of doing nothing so some friends and I have scooted off to find some seaside somewhere in France and I’m taking the opportunity to have some photos taken while I’m here… of course! ;) It’s a bit overcast today but I still got a little shot and tomorrow’s weather is supposed to be much better. It all ties in quite well really. One of my friends graduated from uni last week so we all got to head off straight after a big celebratory party to do even more celebrating! We’re actually quite a boring group over here if I’m honest… I’m learning how to play chess properly so am taking a break from a *very serious* game to try out the internet nearby. Wi-fi is *such* a good thing.

Has anyone caught the study into soft drinks which contain Sodium Benzoate? Well it was the final push to convince me to stop drinking Pepsi Max. I am sorta climbing the walls with withdrawl at the minute but suggestions that it has the ability to mess with my mitochondria and switch off parts of my DNA was more than enough to shock me into making up my mind. I have no idea what makes the stuff so addictive but it’s sooo evil! :>

Ha. Yeah right. On Sunday I took pictures of Jessica getting naked on camera for the first time.

I think that I may have posted a million times before about how much I dislike the “non thing” that is winter in London. I don’t want to go anywhere because it’s so chilly; no one wants to go out or meet up for the same reason. TV sucks! Endless grey, windy days and funky factory smells. Bleugh. On top of that I have a run of bills plus tax bills to pay. I’ve even started my spring cleaning early, in the hope that it will speed up spring’s approach. In all my cleaning and rearranging I discovered a few lost items; and a jar of unopened Marmite. I bought it to try the stuff as I never have before; I wussed out and it got forgotten to the back of a kitchen cupboard. I was going to brave some yesterday; until I discoved (Thank God!), that the use by date was April ‘06! What a lucky escape!

Thankfully; I have been doing lots of shooting; which has helped to while away some of the dullest days through January… so expect a run of sets to be queued up in the future update section of my site very soon! I also think that all that Christmas food had a very positive effect on my boobs! They’re bigger!

London has been freakishly windy for days even with music or the tv on I can hear the wind howling and whistling around my flat. I’ve pretty much kept to the house playing catch up editing video of Alana and Fern!

Well that and…  Editing photosets; eating chocolate mini rolls; ordering some new toys; playing with the current ones! :> Hehe; some days I just really love my job! Having a job where I can skip off to play with myself when I feel like it is awesome! I just have to remember to take the video camera into my bedroom with me… I keep trying to remember..! It’s also a good excuse to try and keep from spending lots of money. Christmas and New Year’s was super expensive. Catching up with lots of extended family; going out for drinks; food; and then partying over New Year’s all took it’s toll on my bank balance! I’m trying to save up for some new photographic bits and bobs. That also probably ensures that they’ll be a few movies of me in the can before the month is out! :> I’m also doing some more photosets (with me in the pics), this weekend; which I’m excited about! You’d think I’d be bored of being nude and rude on camera by now I guess; but no! It’s all as new and fun as it was when I first started out. I’m not sure what that says about me; or whether that applies to most porn women.
I remember shaking as I was so petrified on the first shoot that I did; not so much because I was embarassed because I was nude in front of a stranger but more the weirdness of the whole situation. Standing in the middle of the room naked being expected to just pose around and make it up for myself as I go along for hundreds of pictures. That’s what I found so scary. 

It’s been a long day shooting – I’m posting these not quiet naked pics from bed and am exhausted but I’m so hyped from a cool day’s shooting that I wanted to share a couple of shots with you! I’ll post properly tomorrow! x

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Fern is such fun to be around. She may actually be the most genuinely chirpy and cheerful girl that I’ve ever met. No exagerating. Maybe I’ve just lived in London for too long where everyone’s a busy grump and Fern just has that friendly northener thing going on?!

I managed to convince her to not bring her hair straighteners along with her this time which was no great feat really. She’s had two accidents with her hair straighteners since I last shot her. She sat on them… twice. You won’t miss the scars on her bum in the members’ area. One on each cheek. Fern said that the first time she sat down on them she was in so much pain intially that she couldn’t stand back up again. She was just stuck! OUCH!!! :(

Anyways, I just thought that i’d throw up a few samples for you. (There are stills and movies in the can). Fern and me are heading out for Thai food; Cosmopoiltans and girly chat!

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Well I have saved the mystery of the video outputs. I’ve spent all week experimenting trying to figure out what I was doing so wrong. Seriously. I have done nothing else but mess around with my movie outputs; type in the various error messages that I was encountering into yahoo (cos google sucks these days); and mess around with my movie outputs some more.

Well today I solved the problem… There isn’t one! In fact there was just some glitch in the capture of the movie that was making the converter trip up every single time. Discovering that there isn’t a problem and never has been is entirely frustrating in itself. It’s entirely like spending days putting a puzzle together only to get to the end and find out that you’ll never get to finish it because there are a handful of pieces missing. Ok, so that isn’t the best analogy that I could come up with but it’s kinda late and I’m half pissed off because this non-problem has cost me a whole week of confusion. And half excited because now I can shoot more video!

Any-yay, Heather won on Hell’s Kitchen. Old news to a lot of people I guess but I only have British terrestrial tele so I’m always a million years behind most people. Mind you; I may treat myself to the luxury of Sky+ as a Christmas present errr… to myself! Whenever I’m home and want to watch TV there’s nothing on so Sky+ would be awesome. There’s only a few things I enjoy more than picking an evening where I do nothing much more than slob out in front of some saved up TV.